Birth of a Candy Bar
One Pay Day Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey so he took his Miss Hershey’s to Downtown, next to the corner of Main and 5th Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds with his Butterfinger and that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and he let out a Snickers and she screamed Oh Henry: You are even better than the 3 Musketeers. Soon she became Chunky and 9 Months later Baby Ruth was born.
Mr. Goodbar + Miss Hershey’s = Baby Ruth