FWD: A Short Love Story

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I’m awfully cold”

‘I have a better idea,’ she replied

‘Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married’

‘Wow! That’s a great idea!’ he exclaimed.

‘Good,‘ she replied.  ‘Get your own f@#&ing blanket.’ 

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

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