I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted “Crazy” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker, who is blonde, asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the Boss might think I was “Crazy” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
“What in the name of good GOD are you doing?”
I told him,
“I’m a light bulb.”
“You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”
I jumped down and walked out of the office before he could change his mind.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
“And where do you think you’re going?!”
(You’re gonna love this….)
“I’m going home too. I can’t work in the dark!”
- FWD: Energy Efficient Bulb Warning! (stuffmymomforwards.com)