FWD: Senior Wedding

Senior Wedding

A Married CoupleJacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, living in Fort Myers, Florida are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
“Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers,
“Yes.”

Jacob:
“We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist:
“Of course, we do.”

Jacob:
“How about medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist:
“All kinds.”

Jacob:
“Medicine for rheumatism?”

Pharmacist:
“Definitely.”

Jacob:
“How about suppositories?”

Pharmacist:
“You bet!”

Jacob:
“Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”

Pharmacist:
“Yes, a large variety. The works.”

Jacob:
“What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

Pharmacist:
“Absolutely.”

Jacob:
“Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

Pharmacist:
“We sure do..”

Jacob:
“You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

Pharmacist:
“All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob:
“Adult diapers?”

Pharmacist:
“Sure.”

Jacob:
“We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

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