FWD: Bible

The Bible in 50 Words!

God made
Adam bit

Noah arked
Abraham split
 
Joseph ruled
 B>Jacob fooled
Bush talked
Moses balked
 
Pharaoh plagued
 
People walked
 
Sea divided

Tablets guided
Promise landed
 
Saul freaked
 
David peeked

Prohetswarned
Jesus born

God Walked
Love talked

Anger crucified
Hope died

Love rose
Spirit flamed
 
Word spread
 
God remained.

 

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The Love Of GOD!
 
TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW
 BEFORE THEY CAN TAG YOU.
TAG SOMEONE TODAY,
 
EXCEPT THE PERSON THAT HIT YOU.
 

SORRY, NO TAG BACKS!
Prayers go up, Blessings come down.

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FWD: Fluctuations

Best Bank|Financial Joke

I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
Just 
one lady in front of me. 
 An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.  
 It was obvious she was a little irritated. 
  
 She asked the teller,
“Why it change? 

 Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.  
 Today I only get hunat eighty? 
 Why it change?”
  
 The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
 “Fluctuations.”
  
 The Asian lady says,
“Fluc you white people too!”

FORWARD THIS TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO WORK WITH MONEY!
(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2010)

FWD: Environmental Crisis

Result of Tree Shortages

Another problem caused by deforestation.

Deforestation#dogs  #markyourterritory

FORWARD  this to all those who need to mark their territory before it’s too late!

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2010)

FWD: Impaired Driving

How do you know when it is time to “hang up the car keys”?
 

I SAY WHEN YOUR DOG HAS THIS LOOK ON HIS FACE!  
 

Driving Scared Dog #PoorDog

FORWARD THIS ONTO ALL THOSE WHO KNOW ELDERLY PEOPLE WHO SHOULD NOT BE ON THE ROAD.

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2011)