FWD: Things You Don’t Learn In College

Tips for A Better Life

Don’t just give it the College Try.  Do something better with your life.

“Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.”

 

1.      When you wake up in the morning, always start your day with a prayer.

2.      And then, complete the following statement,  My purpose is to__________ today.

3.      Take a 10 to 30-minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.

4.      Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.

5.      Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

6.      Drink plenty of water and fresh juices. Eat blueberries, salad, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds, etc.

7.      Make at least three people smile each day.

8.      Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

9.     Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

10.  Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good, so cherish life.

11.  Life is too short to waste time hating anyone, so give the best of your kindness.

12.  Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.

13.  You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

14.  Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.

15.  Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

16.  No one is in charge of your happiness except you. So, be happy.

17.  Frame every so-called disaster with these words: In five years, will it matter?

18.  Forgive everyone for everything.

19.  What other people think of you is none of your business.

20.  GOD heals everything if you’re willing to work it out.

21.  However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

22.  Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will.  Stay in touch.

23.  Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

24.  Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements:

- I am thankful for these 5 things: __________,  _____________,   _____________,   ____________,    ____________.
- Today I accomplished_________,

25.  Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

Forward this to everyone you care about.

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2008)

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FWD: Cookies For Santa

COOKIE RECIPES

COOKIES…..this is greatest email ever!

THIS HAS TO BE THE HANDIEST E-MAIL I’VE RECEIVED IN A LONG TIME.
Just click on the name of the cookie and bam the recipe is there.
Even if you have no particular interest, please pass on to the bakers in your life.  They’ll appreciate it.  
Or you can check out the site for fun Christmas time activities for the kids on www.NorthPole.com

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

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FORWARD THIS ONTO EVERYONE WITH KIDS HOME ON CHRISTMAS BREAK OR THE BAKERS IN YOUR LIFE!

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2007)

FWD: Gender Roles

Male or Female?  

You might not have known this…but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:
They are Male,
BGender Roles Cartoonecause they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are Female,
because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.  

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES:
Tires are Male,
Because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a Male object…
Because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:
These are Female…
because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:   

Female…
Because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely Male…
Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are Female
Because over time all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male…
Because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female.
Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying!

Gender Signs

FORWARD THIS TO ALL THE FUNNIEST MALES & FEMALES YOU KNOW!

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2009)

FWD: The Test

The Bathtub Test

It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director,
“we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor.
“A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No.” said the Director,
“A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?”

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

FORWARD THIS TO ALL THE CRAZY PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE.  It appears you are in good company.

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2006)

FWD: T Day Leftovers

Thanksgiving Leftovers

50ShadesofChickenA little Thanskgiving humor & some actual famous corporate & famous recipies!

How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very thinkful.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?
A palgrim.

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To try to hatchet!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?”
Student: “Baseballs.”
Teacher: “Baseballs?”
Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes – a building can’t jump at all.

What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?
The letter G!

Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?”
Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!”

Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses (guns).
The second pilgrim asks, “Why do you have two blunderbusses?”
The first pilgrim explains, “I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again”. The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, “Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?”

What do you get if you cross a pointy black hat and some leftover turkey?
A Witch-bone

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultrygeist!

FAMOUS RECIPIES

Click Here for some great new recipies from famous cook books to please everyones taste in your family!
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If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen!

FORWARD THIS ONTO ALL THOSE BETTY CROCKERS IN YOUR LIFE!

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2008 )
Recipies from 2002