A little Thanskgiving humor & some actual famous corporate & famous recipies!
How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very thinkful.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To try to hatchet!
Arthur any leftovers?
Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?”
Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?
The letter G!
Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?”
Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses (guns).
The second pilgrim asks, “Why do you have two blunderbusses?”
The first pilgrim explains, “I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again”. The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, “Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?”
What do you get if you cross a pointy black hat and some leftover turkey?
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
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Recipies from 2002