FWD: Fluctuations

Best Bank|Financial Joke

I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
Just 
one lady in front of me. 
 An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.  
 It was obvious she was a little irritated. 
  
 She asked the teller,
“Why it change? 

 Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.  
 Today I only get hunat eighty? 
 Why it change?”
  
 The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
 “Fluctuations.”
  
 The Asian lady says,
“Fluc you white people too!”

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FWD: Environmental Crisis

Result of Tree Shortages

Another problem caused by deforestation.

Deforestation#dogs  #markyourterritory

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FWD: Impaired Driving

How do you know when it is time to “hang up the car keys”?
 

I SAY WHEN YOUR DOG HAS THIS LOOK ON HIS FACE!  
 

Driving Scared Dog #PoorDog

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FWD: Florida Gators Attacked

Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Florida

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the “apex predator”, can still fall victim to implemented ‘team work’ strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and “survival of the pack mentality”bred into the canines.

See the remarkable photograph belowcourtesy of Nature Magazine.Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator.

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