FWD: Knockin’ On Heavens Door

Knock, Knock.
I knocked at heaven’s door this morning.
God asked me…’My child, what can I do for you?’
And I said, ‘Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.’
God smiled and answered…’Request granted’.

If you believe, send this.
By doing this, you have succeeded in praying for people today.

‘Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.’

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2008)

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FWD: Hot Potato!

Never Peel Another Potato!

Watch as Dawn Wells from Gilligan’s Island, lets us in on a little tip for Potato Peeling.

Peeling boiled potatoes, THIS IS GREAT!

If you take the time to watch this, you will not only be glad you did, but you will forward this to all your daughters, sisters, moms, etc…

I haven’t tried it yet, but I will!  Just when you thought you knew everything about boiling potatoes …

To all who love making mashed potatoes, scalloped potatoes andpotato salad from scratch but hate peeling the boiled potatoes, here is the solution for easy peeling. This will  BLOW your mind. Well, we do learn  something new every day?

I wish I had known about this thirty years ago.
Peeling the cooked potato was the least desirable part in making
 a potato salad.
Enjoy.  

 

FWD: MEN

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt..
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the
washing machine?’

‘It depends,’ I replied.
‘What does it say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE ! ‘

And they say
blondes are dumb….

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A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,

‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world…’
The woman replies,
‘I’ll miss you……..’

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‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’

‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;  and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I’ll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping  for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
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Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!

And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it.